Am I Normal 'Down There'? (& Merry Christmas)

I think about you all the time. In all of my endeavors.

Not in a creepy way. Just in a, 'I love you' kind of way.

All the fabulous things I learn & encounter as I dance through this life I want to share with you.

It is the life blood of what Urban Feministas is about. A new kind of feminism. A new kind of woman-love.

I know it's the Christmas season, which for many people means stress, travel, family drama, money, partying, letting it all go...

For me, it used to be about those things, but now it is a time of real reflection and new beginnings, and since it's also my birthday season, I get a triple whammy of it.

I was just thinking yesterday (winter solstice) about how painless the transition into darkness has been for me this year.

I remember on the summer solstice being a little apprehensive about the shortening days and closing nights.

Dog walks that used to be at 8pm now at 3pm.

As Limp Bizkit once said, 'keep rollin rollin rollin rollin huh'.

And before you know it, poof! You've come full pendulum swing and it's time to propel forwards into the lightness again.

Today I am here to share 3 things with you:

>> The first is that IAMGODDESS will be announced next week for the New Moon in Capricorn (& meine birthday celebrations - sometimes I slip into the use of German pronouns, it's a hangover from school days, so forgive me for that...)

>> The second is to wish you a fantabulous Christmas holiday & celebration. I used to think that Jesus had ruined my birthday and resent him all his celebrations, but now I take the time to blast out Mariah Carey and enjoy the bustle & festive lights.

>> The third is to share with you my favourite image (see further down the page) I have seen this week! I am still reading Mama Gena's revolutionary book "Pussy! A Reclamation" and have decided that 2017 is really about that for me. Reclaiming Pussy. In all of her delight and wisdom and intense oppression.

At first I cringed at that word, flinched a little, felt uncomfortable and embarrassed and queasy. Bleurgh!

But now I want to say to everyone I meet and sneak it into every sentence I say!


I want to shout it from the rooftops. It is so liberating.

I mean, what is insanity if it is not a culture that does not actually have a scientifically correct word from the place from whence we all came?

Think of all the funky words she was given as a little girl?!

Yoni has become a popular acceptable one amongst 'enlightened' crowds, but I'm English, not Hindu, and so I want to reclaim my own Pussy's heritage.



Because Pussy grabs back, Donald! (#pussypower)


Anyway, more on that specifically next year, for now, dear one, I want you to know that your Pussy is normal. And beautiful. And to prove so, here is the most liberating diagram I have ever seen of the collective Pussy.

(Because you know that most women now learn about their Pussies from porn which is edited to change the lip size and colours to be like the Pussy's equivalent of a standard white girl size 0 'super model' right?)

So here it is (Merry Christmas people!):

From the book 'The Sexual Practices of Quodoushka' by Amara Charles.

From the book 'The Sexual Practices of Quodoushka' by Amara Charles.

How awesome is that?!?!?!?

And if you're really into it, you can check what your Pussy's spirit animal(s) means on this Totem website here.

Let me know which you are by hitting reply to this email or posting a comment on the blog (be BRAVE and reclaim your labia! #labialove)

Lot's of love to you Goddess!

Wishing you the best presents ever and lots of fun and cosy time,

Until next week, stay sparkly!

Keeley xxx πŸŒšπŸŒžβœ¨πŸ’–πŸ¦„β›„πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸ‘ΈπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸŽπŸŽπŸŽ


P.S. IAMGODDESS is coming next week - yayayayay - so make sure you save some festive cheer & celebration for then!